CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!!!!!

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

Chuck Noris round house kicked the leaning tower of piza

Superman only has two weeknesses. Kryptonite and a round house kick from Chuck Norris.

Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.

Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is hiding.